A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body!

We've been friends for so long, I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence!

Lots of friends want to ride with you in the limo, but a best friend will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down!

We'll be best friends forever, because you already know too much!

Thank heaven for little girls!

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg, even though he knows that you are slightly cracked!

My dear friend, the human chamber of commerce for Wildcat Cliffs Country Club. Thanks for the memories in the Man Cave!

When you speak, I am reminded of Robert Goulet singing in the Orange Bowl without a microphone. You are the best of the best!

My brother, my friend and partner in crime during the old neighborhood days in Pinecrest. Go pick a switch - I love you man!

Every time your parents say you can't, all you have to do is call your Aunt!